Sing for the Lord a New Song
Ammon was ridin’
By the Waters of Sidon
He was tryin’ to work for the Lamanite King
The sheep were a feedin’
And no one was bleedin’
“Til somebody started a sheep stealin’ thing
All the king’s servants, they ran for their lives
All except Ammon who took out his knives
Because Ammon was fearless, he faced them alone
And soon began hacking through muscle and bone
He sliced through the Brachial Artery part
A big honkin’ artery straight from the heart
CHORUS:
So blood splattered and sputtered and splashed and it spilled
It spiked and it spurted and speckled the hills
If they’d left things alone, they’d have come to no harm
But the thing is, they didn’t, so Ammon cut off their arms
Ammon, he gathered
Up the bones that he shattered
The limbs were, in number, a lot, not a few
He went without malice
To the Lamanite palace
To give ol’ King Lamoni a “How-do-you-do”
“Cause the King was intrigued with his brave servant’s charms
But the dude was freaked out when he saw all those arms
Because Ammon was fearless, he faced them with scorn
And made them all wish that they’d never been born
He ripped through their biceps and triceps and stuff
And didn’t despair when the tendons were tough
CHORUS:
So blood splattered and sputtered and splashed and it spilled
It spiked and it spurted and speckled the hills
If they’d left things alone, they’d have come to no harm
But the thing is, they didn’t, so Ammon cut off their arms
Lamoni lamented
His sins and repentred
And then fell to the earth.
Was he dead, do you think?
No! He awakened
Though his people were shaken
They all had complained
When he started to stink
Because Ammon was strong, he converted the king
And the queen, and the people all started to sing
A song of redemption they couldn’t ignore
And all because Ammon was knee-deep in gore
CHORUS - SING ALONG!
So blood splattered and sputtered and splashed and it spilled
It spiked and it spurted and speckled the hills
If they’d left things alone, they’d have come to no harm
But the thing is, they didn’t, so Ammon cut off their arms
The thing is, they didn’t, so Ammon cut off their arms.
Thank you very much.
By the Waters of Sidon
He was tryin’ to work for the Lamanite King
The sheep were a feedin’
And no one was bleedin’
“Til somebody started a sheep stealin’ thing
All the king’s servants, they ran for their lives
All except Ammon who took out his knives
Because Ammon was fearless, he faced them alone
And soon began hacking through muscle and bone
He sliced through the Brachial Artery part
A big honkin’ artery straight from the heart
CHORUS:
So blood splattered and sputtered and splashed and it spilled
It spiked and it spurted and speckled the hills
If they’d left things alone, they’d have come to no harm
But the thing is, they didn’t, so Ammon cut off their arms
Ammon, he gathered
Up the bones that he shattered
The limbs were, in number, a lot, not a few
He went without malice
To the Lamanite palace
To give ol’ King Lamoni a “How-do-you-do”
“Cause the King was intrigued with his brave servant’s charms
But the dude was freaked out when he saw all those arms
Because Ammon was fearless, he faced them with scorn
And made them all wish that they’d never been born
He ripped through their biceps and triceps and stuff
And didn’t despair when the tendons were tough
CHORUS:
So blood splattered and sputtered and splashed and it spilled
It spiked and it spurted and speckled the hills
If they’d left things alone, they’d have come to no harm
But the thing is, they didn’t, so Ammon cut off their arms
Lamoni lamented
His sins and repentred
And then fell to the earth.
Was he dead, do you think?
No! He awakened
Though his people were shaken
They all had complained
When he started to stink
Because Ammon was strong, he converted the king
And the queen, and the people all started to sing
A song of redemption they couldn’t ignore
And all because Ammon was knee-deep in gore
CHORUS - SING ALONG!
So blood splattered and sputtered and splashed and it spilled
It spiked and it spurted and speckled the hills
If they’d left things alone, they’d have come to no harm
But the thing is, they didn’t, so Ammon cut off their arms
The thing is, they didn’t, so Ammon cut off their arms.
Thank you very much.
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Is this the sequel to the ever popular "Javelin Man"? You seem to have quite the fascination with the gory sections of the scriptures.
Nice.
*snort*
You really ought to record a performance of this and post it.
Not enough mustard and cheese.
tune?
Tune is forthcoming.
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