Off to the Land of Languatron
That's right, kids. No time to blog this morning, as I am heading into enemy territory. I'll be in Chicago on a consulting gig until Saturday morning. I've never been to Chicago, except in the airport. Should be fun.
What say you, Andy? Want to meet up and share a Fresca between friends? You name the Dennys, and I'll be there.
What say you, Andy? Want to meet up and share a Fresca between friends? You name the Dennys, and I'll be there.
posted by Elder Samuel Bennett | 4:20 AM
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OK, the Chicago airport SUCKS to fly out of, you will be stuck there forever due to wind. Buy a book.
Also, it's cold in Chicago.
But if you DO buy a book, don't buy Stephen King's 'The Stand', because halfway through you'll realize that this is a disgusting book and everybody is going to die anyway because, after all, it's Stephen King, and you have better things to do with your life than read such a nasty book, and you might just throw the book across the room in the middle of the night because you suddenly think 'YUCK! Enough already'.
Or maybe that's just me.
Stephen King is a modern day Joseph Conrad.
Conrad was huge in his day, but most of his work didn’t age well.
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"Never before have I had as much psychological power over anyone, as I have had over Stallion_Cornell, also known as Arthur, Jim Bennett, and Glen A. Larson. Even when I'm not arguing with this guy on the Internet, even when I'm sound asleep, he's typing an entire blog post or bulletin board post about me. It's positively obsessive-compulsive of him!! Now he wants to meet me in Chicago? And then he comes to this board to try and gauge my reaction to the invitation in a manner he hopes will gratify him either psychologically or sexually. I must decline Stallion_Cornell's invitation, because I'm prejudiced against crazy fucks like him"
Seems as if this meeting is not fated to occur.
Meet me at the 7-11 by Lake Michigan at 4:00 am. I'll be wearing a bright pink hat and orange shoes. You wear your Universal Studios ID tag around your neck so I'll know you. You buy the Fresca.
Isn't the proper term, Langualand?
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