Worm Man II: Fox Man Returns
Once there was a super hero named Worm Man. He had a super speed mode car plane boat. Fox Man came back to attack the city. Worm Man did not know how Fox Man came back. Fox Man brought his Mega Sword. He knocked down a building. But what could Worm Man do? He could be Fox Man’s friend. Yes, he could.
So he walked to Fox Man and he said “Do you want to be my friend?”
“Yes, I want to be your friend.” But then Fox Man thought - should he be Worm Man’s friend? Then he decided yes. So they built a house and Fox Man built a house, too.
The next day, Fox Man went to play at Worm Man’s house. There was a bad guy that made Fox Man when he was bad, but he did not want to be bad again so he went to attack the bad guy. The bad guy went to jail. So Fox Man went down the street and knocked on the door and they jumped on the tramp. They played tag.
“Thanks for being my friend. That made a difference in my life.”
The end.
So he walked to Fox Man and he said “Do you want to be my friend?”
“Yes, I want to be your friend.” But then Fox Man thought - should he be Worm Man’s friend? Then he decided yes. So they built a house and Fox Man built a house, too.
The next day, Fox Man went to play at Worm Man’s house. There was a bad guy that made Fox Man when he was bad, but he did not want to be bad again so he went to attack the bad guy. The bad guy went to jail. So Fox Man went down the street and knocked on the door and they jumped on the tramp. They played tag.
“Thanks for being my friend. That made a difference in my life.”
The end.
posted by Elder Samuel Bennett | 7:23 AM
14 Comments:
Ahh, the new sitcom on the Sci Fi Channel. I hear Mancow Manimal will star as Worm Man.
Worms like dark and gritty.
I'm sensing one of the twins wrote this?
It was a collaboration. Jeddy wrote the words. But I did the punctuation.
I love to play tag with tramps.
"So Fox Man went down the street and knocked on the door and they jumped on the tramp. They played tag."
Wouldn't it have been much funnier if you said, I love to jump on tramps? To jump someone actually means to have sex with them.
I assure you that my six-year-old collaborater had no sexual subtext in mind when discussing tramps, jumping, and tag.
I just like playing tag with tramps. There's no sexual subtext in that.
Yes but that leaves the punctuation in doubt.
I understand Worm Man 1 pandered heavily to the younger fans. Some called it WINO.
What is WINO?
And is The Bone on this board?
Those who despise the new Battlestar Galactica call it GINO - Galactica In Name Only.
WINO would presumably be Wormman In Name Only.
The Bone is not here. If he found out you were, he might makie an appearance. I'll fill him in.
Listened to the new Springsteen today. He is much better with the band than without. The album feels a little over-produced, but there are about 3 or 4 good songs, though nothing great.
Anyone seen the movie Sydney White? Do you all live in the Vortex?
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