Behold: Languatron!
(No politics today. There's just no good news, and I'm sick of being depressed.)
For those of you who have followed the career of Languatron, the lunatic in Chicago who thinks everyone is really a Universal Studios spy out to get him, I have a special treat for you.
Turns out Languatron is Andrew Fullen, 5'7", weighs 168 pounds, has brown hair and blue eyes, and is 43 years old.
Oh, yeah. And he looks like this:
Kinda Unabomber-y, don't you think? He seems like he could become disgruntled at any moment.
A keen-eyed Langy watcher sent me this info, which was publicly posted at exploretalent.com. Upon being discovered, Langy changed his profile by removing the picture, saying he is 2 feet tall and lives in Los Angeles, and insisting he is African American with green eyes and auburn hair.
You can see his current profile here.
Charming, no?
posted by Elder Samuel Bennett | 2:10 PM
7 Comments:
Does this mean you'll have to do a special re-edit of your Missing Langy video?
In the navy
Yes, you can sail the seven seas
In the navy
Yes, you can put your mind at ease
In the navy
Come on now, people, make a stand
In the navy, in the navy
Can't you see we need a hand
In the navy
Come on, protect the motherland
In the navy
Come on and join your fellow man
In the navy
Come on people, and make a stand
In the navy, in the navy, in the navy (in the navy)
They want you, they want you
They want you as a new recruit
Hoping to get discovered wearing a Sailor's suit. I hope he was at least in the Navy at some point in time.
Hey Stallion, it appears Langy is looking to break into show-business. I think you should cut this aspiring thespian a break and cast him is a show.
Is this real? It looks a lot like the old picture of Languatron with glasses, doesn't it?
I dare you to use this pic as your avatar at tombs of kobol
Langy reminds me of the Vulture from Spider-man, only gay.
kobol . . . or Kolob? Inquiring minds want to know.
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