Yes, I Know the Moist Board is Down

I'm sitting on hold with the doofuses - doofi? - at iPower, because the Moist Board is down. I downloaded the whole database as a DMP file, and I think iPower converted the online database to the same thing, which is something unreadable by the old board. 

Whereas the new board has an earlier MySQL version, so we're having major compatibility issues. 

This blog still works, I guess. But for how long?