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Friday, April 4, 2008

Checking the Enviro Track Record

Philip, who is a great dude if you get to know him, insists that Idiot is "correct on all accounts" with regard to his prophecy that within three to four decades, the earth will be eight degrees warmer, crops will be unable to grow, most of the population will be dead, and the rest of us will be eating each other.

There's no way to conclusively prove him right or wrong, I suppose, but it's worth examining the track record of similar statements made by alarmist blowhards over the years.

Let's take a stroll down memory lane, shall we?

Let's begin with easy pickins:

The battle to feed humanity is over. In the 1970s, the world will undergo famines. Hundreds of millions of people are going to starve to death in spite of any crash programs embarked upon now. Population control is the only answer.
—Paul Ehrlich, in The Population Bomb (1968)

No population control. And no worldwide famines, either. Go figure. 

I would take even money that England will not exist in the year 2000.
—Paul Ehrlich (1969)

Wish I would have taken that bet. 

In ten years all important animal life in the sea will be extinct. Large areas of coastline will have to be evacuated because of the stench of dead fish.
—Paul Ehrlich, Earth Day (1970)

Umm... ok. The only time anyone evacuates the coastline is if they see a fat guy in a mankini. 

In the coming decade, we could expect to lose all of Florida, Washington D.C., and the Los Angeles basin...we'll be in rising waters with no ark in sight.
-Paul Ehrlich on global warming floods, May 1989

Dammit. Los Angeles is still there. If it'll make Ehrlich feel better, I don't think anyone's really happy about it. 

I could fill this post up with nothing but stupid Paul Ehrlich quotes. He's been wrong about everything. Not just wrong, but spectacularly, mind-boggingly wrong. Lest you think he's an outlying loon, know that he's still one of the most respected environmental commentators alive today. Al Gore, on the dust cover for one of Ehrlich's books, wrote "The time for action is due, and past due. Ehrlich has written the prescription."

Moving on:

"This cooling has already killed hundreds of thousands of people. If it continues and no strong action is taken, it will cause world famine, world chaos and world war, and this could all come about before the year 2000."
—Lowell Ponte in “The Cooling”, 1976

Could, but it didn't. Not even close. Next:

"If present trends continue, the world will be about four degrees colder for the global mean temperature in 1990, but eleven degrees colder by the year 2000. … This is about twice what it would take to put us in an ice age."
—Kenneth E.F. Watt on air pollution and global cooling, Earth Day, 1970

I love that phrase "If present trends continue." It sounds so scientific, but it's so preposterous. 

You know, if present trends continue, and the days keep getting longer, we will eventually have no more night time! Ever! Of course, present trends don't continue, and the days start to get shorter again after the Summer Solstice. But then, if those present trends continue, the days will continue to get shorter, and then we'll have no more daytime! Ever!

Present trends don't tend to continue into the territory the doomsayers anticipate.

"In a decade, America's mighty rivers will have reached the boiling point."
-Edwin Newman, Earth Day 1970

And this was back when the earth was cooling! Not sure how this genius came up with that one, but there you go.

"Quickly capping 363 oil well fires in a war zone is impossible. The resulting soot might well stretch over all of South Asia. Beneath such a pall sunlight would be dimmed, temperatures lowered and droughts more frequent. Spring and summer frosts may be expected... This endangerment of the food supplies... appears to be likely enough that it should affect the war plans..."
 - Carl Sagan, 1991, warning of a nuclear winter if Kuwait's oil wells were set ablaze. 

Well, they were set ablaze, and billyuns and billyuns of gallons were burned, but they were quickly capped with minimal environmental damage. (Actually, I doubt it was billyuns. Maybe just millyuns.)

"We have ten years to save the world's oceans."
- Ted Danson, 1988.

At last check, twenty years on, the oceans seems to be doing fine. Wish I could say the same for Danson's career.

"The environment is in trouble – and the more it suffers, the tougher it is on your skin...."
- Seventeen magazine, 1991, warning about the dangers of the then-disappearing, now-reappearing ozone layer.

Do they still print Seventeen magazine? At least something's disappearing, anyway. 

I could go on, but you get the point.I'm not sure if Philip or yesterday's Idiot will, but Philip is still a good guy.

9 Comments:

Blogger foodleking said...

Philip introduced me to REM back when Murmur was their calling card. Too bad they lost it.

April 4, 2008 at 11:34 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I look stunning in my mankini.

April 4, 2008 at 11:50 AM  
Blogger Papa D said...

"Those who do not study history are destined to repeat it." Even pseudo-historians and academicians like Gore and friends. Egos that size are dangerous, since it's nearly impossible for those who possess them to back away and admit a mistake.

Humility can make weak things become strong, but humility is hard to acquire when one's entire reputation is at stake.

April 4, 2008 at 12:09 PM  
Blogger WhiteEyebrows said...

I hope after Dick Cheney gets fired from his job next year he mounts an anti-Global Warming (anti-Gore) campaign. It would be cool to see the two ex-VPs butt heads for the next decade over this topic.

April 4, 2008 at 12:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You all need to ration your toilet paper as Sheryl Crow commands, or face dire consequences.

April 4, 2008 at 4:23 PM  
Blogger foodleking said...

Stallion... what this blog needs is a truly witty and intelligent foil.

Any thoughts? Any takers? Philip, where are you?

April 5, 2008 at 12:29 AM  
Blogger PJG said...

'to review:
No population control. And no worldwide famines, either. Go figure."

"--Well, yes, in fact, massive localized famines all over Africa, caused by many things including runaway population growth. See also: streets of urban India, etc.

"In ten years all important animal life in the sea will be extinct."

Yes, once again correct. Giant dead zones extend miles off the gulf coast, salmon fishing BANNED in CA for this year because (probably, but not conclusively) ocean temperature rising has changed estuary patterns and they're not breeding. Killer whales seen thousands of miles south of any previously-charted migration patterns. all marine scientists warn of impending crashing of all important sea life populations. this is not some isolated crank case, but the outcome of the studies of a science as a whole. read up and get back to me.

and so it goes. this is what happens, oftentimes, when one argues with conservatives (even ones like mr. bennett who happen to be MUCH smarter than I) - denial of reality coupled with personal attacks = good radio ratings on AM dial. very very GWB of you, JB. I expect more. try again.

April 8, 2008 at 12:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nice post Stallion, but i think you were just handed your bejeebers to ya!

Go ice fishing!

PC

April 13, 2008 at 7:03 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Stupid statements by public figures do not discount the good science that is being done.

July 1, 2009 at 11:16 AM  

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