Things More Fun To Read Than Glen A. Larson's Daily Spam

Glen A. Larson (Arthur, Stallion_Cornell, MrPostModernist, Schnorkenschneider) posts alot of daily crap both here on Frakheads and his daily exlax inducing blog. Here are things more fun to read than anything Larson posts on the Internet.


I. Glen A. Larson's divorce papers from Janet Curtis.

II. Salt Lake City's zoning laws for Glen A. Larson's beer belly.

III. Glen A. Larson's first draft "Manimal" scripts. (They suck just as much as the final shooting scripts did.)

IV. Glen A. Larson's 500 gallon recipe for Pterodactyl egg pancakes. (Each egg is a half mile in circumference. 50 eggs per 500 gallon serving.) Makes one breakfast serving for Glen A. Larson.

V. Glen A. Larson's second season proposal for "Battlestar Galactica" that never materialized. (Hint: It sucks worse than the worst "Galactica: 1980" scripts.

VI. Transcripts from every Glen A. Larson convention appearance going back 16 years. (Hint: He says the exact same thing at every convention spanning 15 years......"A Battlestar Galactica" revival is just around the corner!!" If you've read one transcript.....you've read them all!!)

VII. Glen A. Larson's "Star" on the "Hollywood Walk of Fame." It has to be read to be believed.

VIII. Glen A. Larson's scene by scene replacements (in script form) for the perfectly good footage Richard A. Colla had already shot for "Saga of a Star World." They have to be read to be believed. (Hint: THEY SUCK!!)

IX. Glen A. Larson's contract with ABC-TV and Universal Studios for "Battlestar Galactica." Larson got paid that much money?? Really?? Hacks can make it in this world after all. (Mary Tyler Moore tosses her hat up into the air during the opening title sequence of "The Mary Tyler Moore" Show.)

X. Glen A. Larson's clothing receipts from the Salt Lake City "Big & Tall" clothing store. (Hint: The "Thing" from the "Fantastic Four" also shops there.)
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