Hey, Languatron!
In your book, you threatened to "kick my a.. to the moon" if you got the chance to meet me in person.
Well, now's your chance. I'm in your hometown.
I'm sitting in the Chicago O'Hare Airport, Concourse H, Gate 11B. I'll be here for about 45 minutes.
Come and get me.
posted by Elder Samuel Bennett | 8:37 AM
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> Hey, Languatron! In your book...
In his book he also said that he was offered a starring role in Grunion Moon.
I don't think he's showing up.
Wow! You were mentioned by name in a REAL book? Ranks among your greatest accomplishments, I'm sure.
I wouldn't call it a "real book." It was a vanity web publication.
Languatron never showed.
Wuss.
You need to give him more advance notice. He can't just drop everything and go there. He has books to write, pancakes to flip. You know.
Stallion, perhaps if you spend more time in Chicago a meeting could be set up?
You forgot to tell him what bathroom stall you'd be in.
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